We Need a Recount

Goo, a Japanese survey group, recently polled people on who they thought were the hottest politicians in the world. Former Prime Minister Koizumi took first place...

...an obvious choice, since the dude is a silver fox. Also making it to the top ten, however, were Tony Blair:

"London's burning with White Man's Puff!"

Hillary Clinton:

"Jowl make a tough, effective President of the United States."

Vladimir Putin:

"What about my pants up to HERE? Want polonium shoved up your ass?"

...and our Governator Arnold Schwarznegger:

"We will fix the sag and the bags and the jelly rolls and the grandma boobies and the elephant skin and make Ca-lee-for-nee-a great again."
Now, who would like to join me in a loud chorus of "EWWWWW"?

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